I bought Chrono Trigger, today.

You know, that one game for the SNES?  The one that's super-rare?  The one that's going for $60-100 online?  The one that nobody initially bought, but now everyone wants to try?

Yes, that one.  And I own it.  The original cartridge version for the Super Nintendo, itself.

My Dad and I were out of town, where he welds, when we stopped in a pawn shop.  And what game do I see sitting on the shelf, in plain view?  Why, it's obviously Chrono Trigger!  The owner tried to barter with us, but it's obvious that he had no idea what he had in his possession, so we were able to get the game for a mere FIVE DOLLARS!  That's pure insanity...

I win.